Chain-Lube Creeping Toward $10,000 A Barrel

May 14, 2008 on 4:43 pm | In Mountain Bike Racing | No Comments
I just looked up at the TV and there was another story on CNN Headline News about how oil has reached another record high price per barrel..  Eeek!
Which got me thinking…(double eek) I wonder how much a barrel of chain lube would cost? 

Aren’t you glad you’re not haunted by these painful errant cycling thoughts all day? 

Well, the bottle of Finish Line in my backpack has a price tag that says $6.99, or roughly 7 bucks for a 120ml bottle of Finish Line lube.  According to one of the ka-gillion website calculators out there, there’s 42 gallons or roughly 159 liters in a barrel. 

My crain is brampin’ right now.  Okay.  Focus.  Focus.   How much would a barrel of Finish Line cost?  (picture a hamster running on a squeaky drum-treadmill between my ears)

At the rate of $7 for 120ml Finish Line, you’d pay $58.33 for a liter of Finish Line.  If Finish Line were available by the barrel, 159 liters, you would pay $9274.47for a barrel-full of slippery happy bike goodness.   Holy crapoli!

Oh you want gallons?  You are so not Euro.  Send back that Quick Step team kit right now!  For the metric system snubbing general public, Finish Line chain-lube costs $224/gallon. 

($224 per Gallon)

Sorry…didn’t mean to make you paranoid about the drops you left on the garage floor.  Cuz, foodreference.com says there are 46080 drops in a gallon.

Didn’t think I’d take it this far did you?

At the rate of $224/gallon, every drop of finish line you accidentally drip on the garage floor costs you .00486 dollars.  Pretty much, every two missed drips, is a penny (bloop) down the drain. 

So, how much does it cost to lube your bike’s chain?  This is maddening I know.  But, I can’t stop.  I must see this to the end.

There are 116 links in an uncut 2006 Dura Ace 7800 Chain (according to Shimano’s website), A drop of Finish Line costs .00486 dollars.  So, it costs 56 cents worth of Finish Line to lube an entire chain. 

But, most chains are cut down a few links you say.  I say, I’ll leave it up to you to count the friggin’ links in your chain without losing your place and your mind.  I may be going overboard, but I’m not goin’ to the bottom.  Roughly, on the typical fully geared road or mountain bike, you could say it costs 50 cents to lube your chain with Finish Line.

So the next time your forgetful cycling buddy asks, “do you have any chainlube?”  What will you say?

I say…what goes around comes around.  I’ll gladly share my Finish Line, but you’ll have to wait for me to get it out of my safe deposit box.

This is a republish from the Joe Biker Blog on AOL.  For more click here:  http://journals.aol.com/joejoebiker/joebiker/

Off Road Assault on Mt Mitchell is 7/27/08

May 9, 2008 on 3:47 pm | In Mountain Bike Racing | No Comments

BioWheels is proud to be support ( and rock! )  the 2008 ORAMM.

Registration is open here.

You may have luck with this website, as well, www.blueridgeadventures.net

Here is the flier- 2008 Off Road Assault on Mt Mitchell Flier

Some archives from ORAMM all over this site. Start here for 06 article, and here for a 2007 entry from Laurie Neubert.

See ya’ll there, we’re bringing the beer!

A blast of speed from the past… the return of “the Badger!”

May 5, 2008 on 3:09 pm | In Mountain Bike Racing | No Comments

BioWheels racer Kevin Caldwell aka “the Badger”, returns to the heat of battle after 6 years of retirement, calls Louisville, KY home, and takes victory at Younger’s Creek, KYMBA race #2.

Kevin was one of the original “OG’s” on the BioWheels Racing team back in the day. It was circa 1994, when BioWheels Workshop was starting it’s ascent to becoming one of the nation’s finest bike shops. Nestled in the Ludlow Garage in the heart of Clifton, Cincinnati, OH, sporting a full half pipe for bike display and for after hour fun1995 BioWheels Racing @ Canaan festivities, BioWheels was just getting its feet wet in the bicycle industry. Right from the get-go BioWheels understood the importance of community outreach and bicycle advocacy. I’ll never forget the pain we endure at our first big event, the 1995 24 Hours of Canaan. Look at the hoodlems in this shot. I am the clean-cut guy on the right in this picture.

What continues to draw me near BioWheels is the heart of BioWheels philosophy. It is not to not keep the secrets of bicycle maintenance and training away from their customers, but to interact with them and allow them to be involved at any level they so choose. The days of the wizard behind the curtain wrenching mysteriously on your bike were over with the creation of BioWheels.

Kevin returns to racing and to the BioWheels team after 6 yrs of hiatus. Kevin and his wife Nicole are proud parents of 4 children. Kaija age 8, Malaki age 6, Karyss age 4, and the newest addition at 18 months Azaryah. Kevin works at Humana Inc. as a Provider Relations Consultant and he also runs an online sports nutrition business with his wife Nicole.  Kevin and his family reside in the promise land of Louisville, Kentucky.

Kevin and his family call Louisville home and the “promise land” why one might ask? Continue reading A blast of speed from the past… the return of “the Badger!”…

2008 CORA Cincinnati MTB Series

February 29, 2008 on 5:46 pm | In Mountain Bike Racing | 1 Comment

Chad Irey BioWheels Racer

2008 CORA Series

June 15 - Kentucky Series - England/Idlewild Park
June 22 - Kentucky Series Invitational - Cherokee Park Louisville
June 29 - Ohio Mountain Biking Championships #5 - East Fork State Park
August 24 - Ohio Mountain Biking Championships #9 - Caesars Creek State Park
Date TBD - Harbin Park Time Trial #1
Date TBD - Harbin Park Time Trial Finale

Capitalizing on the strength of the KYMBA series and OMBC series, the six race-best of four 2008 CORA series is the most promising local series Cincinnati has seen in years. Cincinnati finally has a local mountain bike series that will definitely draw the best regional and local talent, provide a great experience for newbies, great courses, and good prizes. BioWheels racer Chad Irey (pictured), self proclaimed series head cheese, was instrumental in pulling the events together.

Cincinnati is blessed and cursed to be central to Dayton, Columbus, Lexington, Louisville, Indianapolis and Charleston. The blessing is that we’re so close to so many cities, talented cyclists and big races. The curse is that, in the past, local racers spread themselves thin between all the great events. So, instead of competing with the OMBC, Harbin Park TT and KYMBA series, the 2008 CORA series is part of the regional scene. Brilliant!

It’s been a few years since a local series was able to draw a large talented pool of riders. A few years ago, I remember being happy to finish top ten…in my age group. Last year, you’d be lucky to have ten people in your race, make that three for women. Hopefully those kinds of deep fields will return to Cincinnati. With the promotional arms of the OMBC and KYMBA behind it, every category in the 2008 CORA series should have strong deep competitive fields from beginner on up to semi-pro. And, since the races are part of the other series, all the local riders should be at the local events. Better yet, the events actually take place in summer, so the trails should be in good shape. Add to that some great prizes and a festive atmosphere; we’re bound to have a great time.

Five of the races take place on arguably the best trails in our backyard: Caesars, East Fork, Harbin and EI. No doubt, whoever comes out on top will be king and queen of the Nati. Seeing that two of the events are Thursday night time trials at Harbin bodes pretty well for a Cincinnati resident to be on top of the podium at the end of the season. It could be you.
Stay tuned for a flyer, registration and rundown of how the points system will work.

Joe Bellante
BioWheels Racing

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2008 Icycle @ Fontana Village

February 12, 2008 on 10:21 pm | In Mountain Bike Racing | No Comments
Excellent event. Perhaps we’ll actually get an article about it, but this is just an excuse to post some pictures. Good times!
BioWheels Team results are here.
Full results are here.